Once upon a time there was a black male walking through the woods, which is kind of funny because we all know african americans don't walk through woods in america, much less alone but we give him leeway because he was just trying to get a break from his wife who had just happened to be a little grumpy this time of the month. Anyway he was walking through the woods and he came to this clearing where smack dab in the middle was a dead caged unicorn. Seeing the unicorn lying there on the ground, Jaybo began to feel terrible because suposedly they're endangered. There's like only one left and apparently they killed it. (I don't know who "They" are so just read the story). So, Jaybo went over to the cage to pick him up and give him a proper burial but he couldn't get in. Jaybo looked around and saw this gnome carrying a log near the bushes. You know maybe it wasn't a gnome, maybe it was a tree....you know, it's my story so I'm gonna say gnome. Jaybo took the log off the gnome and busted open the pen. Jaybo attempted to pick him up but couldn't gather the strength so he began to drag him out. As he was looking for a peaceful place to bury him, he began to hear grunting. It freaked him out so he decided to whistle and drown it out. Then, out of nowhere, the unicorn jerked his leg from Jay's hand and kicked him square in the keister (I'll never be able to use that word again). Dead things don't kick, so Jay came to the conclusion that the unicorn was in fact alive. Jay tried to calm the horsey down but then the unicorn decided against the human race and stabbed him in the side. That got Jaybo really really hot. Here he was trying to give the unicorn a proper burial and then it comes back from heaven to try and stab him. So, Jaybo decided to break his horn off. "Now your just a stupid horse," Jaybo said laughing maniacally. It was a sad sight. No longer was the Unicorn a unicorn. Now he was a unihorse...you know actually thats a pretty funny word. Unihorse: A horse with a stub on his head. Heh-heh...yea...An-Anyway the unicorn, now recovering from the attack, began gearing up as to charge at Jaybo like a bull to a taco. But Jaybo, weilding the unihorses horn, was not afraid. He taunted the creature and told him to bring it. The unihorse lowered his head, reved up his hooves, and then, out of nowhere, this wolf ran out and lached onto the unihorses leg. Jaybo, feeling shocked and appauled at the situation, started kicking the wolf ferociously after laughing for a few dispensable seconds. He was laughing because well lets face it, it was funny. Anytime somebody you really hate gets attacked its pretty hilarious so you have to forgive him. After he attacked the wolf, it decided to turn it's attention on him. And still weilding the unihorses horn, Jaybo and the wolf circled each other in attack mode. The wolf leaped at Jaybo but he stabbed him in the gut just as he landed. It looked majestic. Jaybo stood in triumph as the sun graced his rough masculine skin. He then turned his focus back to the unicorn, I mean unihorse...heh-heh,unihorse. Yea...oh but umm for those wondering why he decided to save him, well...I really have no answer for that so we're just going to continue the story. Jaybo, exausted from the battle, walked over to the fallen horse to finish him off but the look on his face wa so sad and depressing. Jaybo felt like nothing standing there so, in an attempt to calm him down, he kneeled down and starting rubbing the unihorse up and down his back. Now here is where things get really really really really really really freaky. There was a zipper on the horses back. It startled Jaybo because unihorses don't have zippers...I don't think...do they?...I'm pretty sure they don't. Point is, I unzipped the horse and you'll never guess who popped out...seriously you'll never guess because this is where the story ends. HA HA HA!!!! Had to stop it because believe it or not, the rest of it is to stupid to tell. This is my, TopDawg55's swan song so...later.